http://woodgears.ca/eyeball/  (eyeball Test)

http://blaberus.com/  (Cockroaches for sale)

http://www.sosuave.com/rondavid/succeed50.htm   (10 common mistakes ppl make on first date)

http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/store/launch   (ex masturbator website, get a Tshirt)

http://christiantshirt.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/  (army of God T-shirts to date a tea party ChicK)

http://www.learnbodylanguage.org/   (body language secrets, who's flirting ?)

http://www.aneros.com/  (male G spot, where is it ?)

http://www.themakogroup.com/  (wanna buy sum ____)

Size Really Does Matter: Official

The Guardian evolutionary psychology expert Carole Jahme suggested most women are hot-wired to prefer larger manhoods, this week, explaining that larger penises developed at the dawn on mankind.

The respected newspaper columnist said men grew bigger ‘to keep females with choice sexually satisfied’ during a period when a matriarchal society meant women were able to be more picky and said that the average modern man’s member is 13cm (5.1 inches) long.

“Women are as aware as men that to build a stable relationship you need trust, shared interests and the ability to keep each other amused. But a woman is not going to "put the size of a man's cock right out of her mind", because she can't,” she added “Females have an evolved interest in the size of a man's penis, which has been sexually selected for its size and shape.” (http://m1e.net/c?79654374-Gh//hlel5.B2g%405325866-/AKZsPlC.3vEM

Ms Jahme based her comments on a 1995 study of the (notoriously promiscuous) sexual behaviour of bonobo apes, reflecting the animalistic aspects of sexuality previously identified by the world’s first sex researcher. Alfred C. Kinsey.

Dr Kinsey (a former zoologist) famously analysed the sex lives of tens of thousands of Americans in the 50s, discovering fascinating insights into the psyche of the average man.

“About 85% of younger males could be convicted as sex offenders if the law were as efficient as people expect it to be,” he reported, “There seems to be no question but that the human male would be promiscuous in his choice of sexual partners throughout the whole of his life if there were no social restrictions.”

In more relationship news, a video viral clip promoting anti-flatulence blankets passed the 1 million views level this week, following massive media coverage of the ‘Better Marriage Blanket’.

Denver science teacher Francis Bibbois reportedly discovered the special fabric when he was hunting in clothes made from it and launched his blankets promising ‘A real solution to a very real problem’.

“It makes a great wedding or anniversary gift too,” his company recommends on their must-see website, adding ‘contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.”

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-8050801435890714263#  (MS-13 street gang in action esp for all those Nepali Morons wanna be gangsta making gang signs in pictures)

http://www.killingkittens.com/  (“Populist myth has it that every time a woman ‘sins’ by pleasuring herself God, in retribution, kills a kitten. Overtime, ‘Killing Kittens’ has become a colloquialism for female masturbation. What better name for a movement and community whose sole aim is the pursuit of female sexual pleasure! ‘: could be slightly tricky to explain away at work!!!!!)

http://myvag.net/pee/standing ((How to pee standing (for women): )

http://mummy21.tripod.com/index.html  (Mummification bondage for fun, beginners guide NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-Survive-a-Knife-Threat-6968  (how to survive knife attack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYMBIGTteWA&feature=channel  (snowball the parrot in Stevie Nicks)

http://www.therightposition.com/store/product.php?productid=1&cat=1&page=1  (The right position sex pillow: ‘easy to clean and comes complete with a silky black satin bag for discreet storage or travel )

http://www.nyrestroom.com/  (public toilets in NYC)

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

http://www.scribd.com/doc/12981704/WWII-OSS-Covert-Spy-Disguise-Methods-11p  (World war II Secret agent tips)

http://www.straightshooter.net/PhotoDisguises.htm   (lookin for disguises ?)

http://www.godhatesgoths.com/   (need ahh say mo)

http://www.greatdreams.com/mind_control.htm  (MIND CONTROL DATABASE: ‘The following symptoms are of the harassment typical of electronic mind weapon targets: '1. You find that all of your family, friendship, and business relationships are going sour and you have done nothing to cause this)

http://www.thetruejesus.org/  (Take "the Jesus and Mary Gene Test" a unique state of the art DNA testing method to help locate descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene.)

http://www.dreams.ca/lucid_techniques.htm  (Lucid Dreaming techniques)

http://www.sawka.com/spiritwatch/lange.htm (near Death experiences)