Posted by: dHwasE October 29, 2010
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Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write "The clock has arrived" and he will understand that the son is born.
The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.Now Santa's father-in-law didn't know what to do. If he writes "the clock has arrived" Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes "clock has not arrived" Santa will get worried that something serious has happened.
But being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution and sends the telegram. Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads
"The clock has arrived, but the pendulum is missing".
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