There was once a competition involving three gruelling tests. The participants had to do the following in immediate succession:
1.) Drink three bottles of hard whiskey in one go
2) Enter a room where there was a starving lion and pluck out its eyes with bare hands.
3) And then screw a very horny babe to her full satisfaction.

Many people bravely tried their hands  at it. Few could get beyond the first stage. And the inebriated few who managed it, got promptly eaten up by the starving lion. There was none who could reach the third stage.And then, one fine day, Santa Singh walked into the contest. three bottles of whiskey were nothing for him. He emptied them quick. Then he said, " Bhale change hai hum, thagde hai. Bathao, Sher kahan hai."

When shown the room, he coolly walked in.There was no hint of fear on his face, but rather the cool confidence of a person who knew he could do it. Screams of the Sardar and growls of the lion were intermingled. Thumps and thuds which shook the very earth ensued. All of a sudden there was a piercing, heart-rending roar from the Lion.The audience waited with bated breath,  and as they watched, with eyes popping out, the door of the room opened, and out came the Sardar. Badly bruised, with blood streaming from his face, hands and legs, he stumbled out - victorious, nevertheless. His face had the glow of satisfaction of an emperor who had just won a battle.
And then he asked, "Where is the bitch whose eyes I have to pluck out?"