Advice to MustaineKoFAN:

Talk to the 7-11 Nepali clerks in Nepali. Talk in a way where you are making fun of yourself and praising them of all the money they are making. After a few days, make a deal with them. For a 30 pack ($25), you only pay $15 under the table. You are happy. They are happy. Everybody is happy. Then go home and play Poker and PS3.