Uranus,

That Jhalak story is hillarious. It reminds me of a story of back home. We had a new servant, Shyam, who had just arrived at the house. My mom was teaching him how to address the people in the house.

He was told to feed one of the young kids. He comes back after half an hour and says,
 
श्याम : सानो मैयाले भात् नै खाएन।

my mom: हेत्, खाएन भन्दैनन, सानो मैयाले भात खैशिएन भन्न पर्छ। घर को सबै जनालाई हजुर भनेर बोलौनु पर्छ है?

श्याम :  हस्

A few weeks later Shyam comes running into the house:

Shyam: कुक्कुर ले भात् नै खैशिएन।