Uranus,

That jerri story was classic, yaar. Too funny. I laughed so loudly that I had to relay the joke to someone close to me. We both had a good laugh.

OK, I have a story:

There was a bunch of us Nepali guys living in a house in Texas. And one of the guys, feeling bored, I guess was curious what would happen if he dialled '911.' I guess he thought it would be like Nepal where he could just say, "wrong number" and hang up. Unfortunately we lived in a small town where we were the few brown people in the town. I'm sure the cops were always curious about how we lived and what we were up to. So anyway, apparantly this guy called '911' and then said 'wrong number' and hung up. And guess what happened?

Less than ten minutes later two cops showed up at the door saying, "Someone called 911 from the landline of this house."

The rest of us are looking at each other's faces. Who? What? Huh?..."No officer...no one."

The two cops are walking around the house and talking to us slowly like we don't understand English:  "Guys....do you have a little girl hidden in a closet in this house? Did she dial 911?"

 "No officer...there are no girls in this house at all."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes officer, it is only us Nepali boys."

"Then who dialled 911?"

We are all looking at each other's faces. The only thing is that we knew the only person who was playing with the phone just 10 minutes ago. Man, after those cops left, we each gave some punches to that guy. And he was the source of many many jokes for the next few weeks.