Sab_Nepali_KoSathi, this is an awesome answer! LOL!

I kind of believe in reincarnation but I am not going to admit it in public. If I admit it then I will look like a hypocrite when I say that I find it weird that Christians believe in virgin birth and Muslims believe in the whole seventy-two houri thing. So I am going to say that I don't believe in reincarnation and am an atheist. This way I can keep pretending to be amazed when other people believe in 'wacky' things. After all, I am smarter-than-thou.