hey one more..hehe i tought this was good..hehe but might not be good enuf for some hehe :P

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A boss was determined not to hire a Jew, so he decided to set a test for Morris, hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into a legal problem.

The boss' first question was, 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'

So Morris say's, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.

The boss says, "What the hell's that?"

Morris says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine."

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99."

Morris stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree.

"Der ya go sir," he says.

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

Morris says, "Each trees dirty now! So it's dirty tree, 'n dirty tree, 'n dirty tree, dat's 99"

The boss is getting worried he's' going to have to hire Morris, so he says

"All right, question three. Same rules again, but represent the Number 100."

Morris stares into space again, then he shouts, "Got it!" Morris makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "There ya go Mr. Boss, . .100 !"

The boss looks at Morris' attempt and thinks, "Ha! Got him this time."

"What's that Morris ? You must be mad if you think that represents a hundred!"

Morris leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, "A little doggie comes along and poos by each tree, so now you've got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, which makes one hundred ! . . .So when do I start da job?"