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http://www.food.com/recipe/deep-fried-mars-bars-43463
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/pull-my-finger.html
http://beautifulagony.com/public/main.php (REAL PPL HAVING REAL ORGASMS)
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DmhIJOVD8hwY
http://journal.plasticmind.com/ears/mosquito-tone-or-how-to-tell-youre-a-youngun/ (HOW OLD IS YOUR EARS)
http://www.stockroom.com/Latex-Vac-Bed-P1011.aspx (LATEX BED)
Too Much Sex Wrist Risk
Millions of Britons with carpal tunnel syndrome, the stiff wrist condition frequently associated with too much typing, could be suffering as a result of having too much sex, leading doctor journal Medical Hypotheses reported this week.
Top scientist Dr John Zenian linked the rise in older Brits with the painful nerve repetitive stress injury (RSI) with both people getting heavier and the introduction of Viagra while physiotherapist Sammy Margo said certain sexual positions can be particularly perilous.
“The missionary position puts a lot of pressure on the wrists of the individual on top,” she told the Sun, “That can result in an over-straining and stretching and even tearing of tissue which could contribute to carpal tunnel syndrome,” she warned.
The debilitating condition is also colloquially known as ‘wankers’ cramp’, a term celebrated by self-help portal WankersCramp.com who in 2005 published detailed instructions for how to avoid injury using rubber bands and certain hand movements.
‘Wanker's Cramp (aka Repetitive Stress Disorder, aka Carpal Tunnel Syndrome) is caused when the muscles used to grip (located in the Carpal Tunnel of the wrist) are too strong,” the web portal explained, “The most common cause of this development for men, is masturbating,” they claimed.
http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/UFOs/Gorightly.htm
http://csp.org/nicholas/A4.html
Scottish Tree Lover Banned From Park
Court officials in Airdre Scotland this week ordered William Shaw, 21, to stay away from Central Park while his case continues after he appeared in court to answer charges that dropped his knickers and tried to pleasure a tree in a moment of uncontrolled passion last summer.
Mr Shaw denied attempting to take advantage of the tree and his character was defended by a neighbour in a report in the Scottish Sun.
"I have seen him about,” the neighbour told the Tartan tabloid, “and he seems a quiet lad."
The latest al fresco incident prompted numerous newspapers to compare William to fellow Scot Steven Marshall who admitted making love to an unusually attractive pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire in 2007 and Robert Stewart, 53, who was caught shagging his bicycle (indoors) the same year.
Numerous Scottish DJs and industry types contacted by Skrufff refused to comment, however, though James Hamilton, the chief of Alex Smoke’s label Hum And Haw agreed to share a few thoughts.
“I’ve often been beguiled by the resplendent hue of a traffic cone, who hasn’t? Or the cheeky glint of a petrol pump, hasn’t anybody?” James pointed out. “And I can always appreciate the qualities of a freshly painted monkey puzzle (tree) but that sordid episode with the boy and the tree is beyond an oak,” he quipped.
“I’d rather promote Scotland and Glasgow as a cool place,” he continued, “Everybody will think that it’s riddled with bazooka wielding tree pumpers.”
Soma Records’ French star Master H loyally didn’t answer when asked if he’d seen any Soma staff anywhere near any parks.
“Scottish are really the opposite of their weather, they are really warm people and I really like the integrity of their feelings: my best friends are from Glasgow!” he insisted.
“Sure I was surprised at the men wearing kilts the first time I saw them but that’s all.”
He also revealed that he has a new single coming out on Soma Records called ‘Strange Feeling’ though also refused to elaborate on the title any further.
http://www.pksafety.com/dutyrenfsu.html
http://www.ivillage.com/top-10-sex-tips-and-tricks-ivillagecom/6-a-126892?dst=rss|ls
http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB4/ciaguat2.html ((A CIA study of assassination: ‘Accidents. For secret assassination, either simple or chase, the contrived accident is the most effective technique. When successfully executed, it causes little excitement and is only casually investigated. The most efficient accident, in simple assassination, is a fall of 75 feet or more onto a hard surface. Elevator shafts, stair wells, unscreened windows and bridges will serve . . )
http://www.whale.to/b/assassination_car.html (assasinations by cars)
http://www.dancefloordale.com/ (not safe for work)