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http://losangeles.fbi.gov/safety.htm
http://www.infowars.net/articles/august2007/220807Provocateurs_SPP.htm
http://www.pueblo.gsa.gov/cic_text/family/disaster-guide/nuclear.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gPFWMnXhSc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTFCwKvlKZo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2wYWAlg8Do&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBsGiuAEPXc&feature=youtu.be&a
http://hotchickswithdogswithboners.com/
http://hotchickswithsanddicks.com/
French Scientists Rediscover Le G Spot
Scientists in France have ridiculed claims made in Britain that the G Spot doesn’t exist, suggesting the reason researchers failed to discover it was because they examined only British women.
Leading Parisian Odile Buisson gynecologist suggested British women are too ‘Protestant, pragmatic’ and ‘totalitarian’ to discover and activate their G Spots, while fellow sexologist Sylvain Mimoun, 61, insisted at least 60% of (French) women have one.
"The French are pretty much Latin people," Madame Mimoun said in an interview this week.
"Strict morals are not so much an issue for us with sex. But the Anglo-Saxon mentality is often preoccupied with that which is authorized and that which is forbidden. They are more black and white and not as comfortable with the ambiguities of sex,” she explained.
The French doyennes’ critique came over 20 years after France’s first female Prime Minister Edith Cresson launched a similarly hilarious tirade against the virility of British blokes suggesting that (‘in contrast to Frenchmen’) one in four are gay (New York Times: http://m1e.net/c?79654374-m9fPxP2avo91I%405015891-Cx6VXewKsLl4%2e
"I remember from strolling about in London that men in the streets don't look at you. When you do this in Paris, men look at you,” the notoriously frumpy premier told the Observer newspaper.
"Anglo-Saxons are not interested in women as women,” she continued, “For a woman arriving in an Anglo-Saxon country, it is astonishing. She says to herself, 'What is the matter?' It is a problem of education and I consider it something of a weakness. A man who isn't interested in women is in some way a little maimed,” she claimed.
http://hustler.com/Hustler_Warning_Parody/parody.php?cs=0&w=420901 (not safe for work)
Manboob Detection Tips
Breast obsessed British tabloid The Sun published a man boob special this week and revealed some simple hands-on techniques for telling if you’re in danger of developing ‘D cup Bloke-zookas’. (http://m1e.net/c?79654374-w0Fb.L0EI0zo6%405015896-ekIPEZMkNVyik
“Often, man "breasts" are actually just fat: You won't be able to feel any firm tissue, just lard,” Sun medical expert Dr Keith Hopcroft advised. “Clues are that both sides are affected equally and they wobble when you run.”
The Sun feature followed on from news that the numbers of operations carried out on British men to reduce their man boobs increased by 80% last year.
Dieting portal Weightworld noted that 12 million Brits (one in four adults) will be classified as clinically obese by the middle of 2010 and suggested the best way to cope with moobs is by following a nutritious diet rather than surgery.
Man Boob portal gettingridofmanboobs.org instead recommend camouflaging breasts as a good initial option, advising big chested blokes to ‘wear dark clothes, preferably black. The darker the shade, the less obvious it becomes.’
“Additionally, you can also wear bras,” the site recommends, “Not the lacy ones of course, but rather, try the sports bra as they help your boobs stay in place and keep them compressed.”
The website also advises chesty men to ‘improvise’, particularly before important meetings where ‘it is always recommended that you look your best and be confident’.
“Adhesive bandages are commonly used by men who have "moobs". They simply put the bandage around the chest area and wrap 360 degrees to constrict the boobs,” gettingridofmanboobs.org reveal, “This is an easy and inexpensive way in hiding man boobs but removing the adhesive bandage or tape can be painful,” they caution. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/health/health/drkeithhopcroft/2838037/Dr-Keith-talks-about-moobs.html#ixzz0eZmiBo7f
http://www.gettingridofmanboobs.org/hiding-man-boobs-ways.php
http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/latest
Fatwa Against Facebook
Leading Egyptian Sunni scholar Sheikh Abdel Hamid al-Atras issues a formal Fatwa against social networking this week, claiming sites such as Facebook are encouraging people to chat online with non-spouses so ‘endangering the Muslim family’.
"It's an instrument that destroys the family,” the hard-line Egyptian cleric suggested, “because it encourages spouses to have relations with other people which break Islamic Sharia law.” (India times.com)
The crackdown came just as leading Pakistani Muslim barrister Muhammad Aslam Khaki described Islam as being the ‘most misunderstood religion’ in an interview with the Guardian in which he discussed his campaign to provide equal rights for Pakistani transsexuals known locally as hijras’.
The Islamic law specialist reportedly launched his campaign after reading of an incident where police raped a group of eight hijras dancers, though said his stance has led to death threats from young radicals.
"They say I am protecting the gay culture,” Mr Khaki told the Guardian, “But I am protecting them (the Hijras) from the police culture of torture and sex abuse." http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jan/29/hijra-pakistan-transgender-rights