namaste ritthe,

स्कुल मा सरदार मास्टर जि :-
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
सरदार :- 1. The two days of begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
...मास्टर :- I will agree with Today and Tomorrow, even it's not the answer I expected, . But how did you get only 12 seconds ina year?
सर्दार :- "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, ...."