A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the
front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him...

The nun, surprised by the
question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts
again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how
you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says
that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening
at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord.
"If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus
driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with
you."

The hippie decides to try
this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on
schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie
walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God,
I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me
first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for
anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly
sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie
finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie!
"

The
nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus
driver!"