this not rated R, but its funny, so i find worth posting it here

U CANT BEAT A LAWYER !!!

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three lawyers buy only a single ticket.
”How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked one of the three engineers.
”Watch and you’ll see,” answers one of the lawyers.
They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three lawyers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says,”Ticket, please” .The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the engineers decide to copy the lawyers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the lawyers don’t buy a ticket at all.
”How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asks one perplexed engineer.
”Watch and you’ll see,” says one of the lawyers. When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the lawyers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the engineers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says,
”Ticket, please.”