A guy walks into a whore house, and asks what can he get for five dollars, and the pimp says “we have some chickens in the back”, and the man replies ok, he goes in the back for five minutes and comes out and the pimp says come back tommorow and i ll have a special .  so the man comes back the next day, and he gives him the five dollars,and pimp says to go and look at a little tiny hole in the wall. so the man goes and he sits next to another man staring into the hole, and they see two lesbians going at it and the man next to him says " you should have been here yesterday, there was a guy f**ing a chicken”!