one from me......
                         SPERM inside a mans body were real mad because their previous sperm friends were all discarded and destroyed due to the man using condom during sex with his wife. SO They called for an emergency meeting, The sperm leader" my dear fellow sperms, we are here to mourn all our fallen comrades, last week our sperm friend who was to be a doctor after birth was destroyed before he could complete his mission. Just two days ago future scientist who would cure cancer was stopped from being born, next in line is our sperm candidate who will rule the world, we cannot let him perish so we have to devise a plan to break the condom and complete the mission." so its decided that the strongest sperms line up the exit and when the time comes they explode out and break the condom making a safe passage for the future world leader to complete his mission. After the meeting that night the man gets it on with his wife and sure enough was wearing a condom. But the sperms were ready......then the time came....ONE TWO THREE...and the sperms exploded out of  p e nis and broke the condom as planned.....and then they all started to yell closing their noses....RETREAT RETREAT....WRONG HOLE...ITS THE WRONG WHOLE!!!!!!!!