Posted by: dekchidriver May 28, 2010
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So Joan Osbourne was a highly intellectual thinker way ahead of her time!
"What if God was one of us?" now makes more sense. One of us means that He/She is roaming out there on the streets, flippin your burgers, manicuring your nails, dancing on youtube. But if God happened to be an Alien, then that means there are aliens out there who are also burger flippin, youtube dancing people.
There must exist a secret alien agency for monitoring all alien lifeform on earth, the representatives of which masquerade around wearing black suits and rayban sunglasses and a handy memory eraser "thingie". Which sounds familiar but I can't quite place my mind on it.
So there must be quite a large number of these aliens here 'amongst' you, stealing your jobs, and occasionally your wallet and watches. Which is why this secret black-suit agency is pressurizing the government to get rid of them. Mysterious sightings in and around the states of Nevada and Arizona where some say exists a super secret base that everyone knows about called Area 51, where they have a massive scale jail for these aliens. I hear its concentration camps X 1 shillion. And this maximum security prison for aliens does have its flaws which is why every once in a while a couple of them with mutant powers like walking through walls and squeezing through bars can actually escape into the neighboring state of Arizona. I sure hope the cops in Arizona devise some way of catching these escaped illegal aliens.
Sometimes its good when things make sense. ;) Like Scientology.
Cheers.
"What if God was one of us?" now makes more sense. One of us means that He/She is roaming out there on the streets, flippin your burgers, manicuring your nails, dancing on youtube. But if God happened to be an Alien, then that means there are aliens out there who are also burger flippin, youtube dancing people.
There must exist a secret alien agency for monitoring all alien lifeform on earth, the representatives of which masquerade around wearing black suits and rayban sunglasses and a handy memory eraser "thingie". Which sounds familiar but I can't quite place my mind on it.
So there must be quite a large number of these aliens here 'amongst' you, stealing your jobs, and occasionally your wallet and watches. Which is why this secret black-suit agency is pressurizing the government to get rid of them. Mysterious sightings in and around the states of Nevada and Arizona where some say exists a super secret base that everyone knows about called Area 51, where they have a massive scale jail for these aliens. I hear its concentration camps X 1 shillion. And this maximum security prison for aliens does have its flaws which is why every once in a while a couple of them with mutant powers like walking through walls and squeezing through bars can actually escape into the neighboring state of Arizona. I sure hope the cops in Arizona devise some way of catching these escaped illegal aliens.
Sometimes its good when things make sense. ;) Like Scientology.
Cheers.