Ha ha! I don't think I can ever match this guy's balls of steel in trying to overturn the case against the flowing current, if you will, but I recall someone in Boston who was ticketed for speeding get away from the hassle by simply telling the judge that he made one mistake in several years, and he ought to be excused for once.
The judge said "good job trooper", and "you there, drive carefully hereafter". The infractions were not life threatening and the subject seems to be highly careful and cautious. Both parties agreed to cite him a caution note and it was dismissed.
I don't know if that helps. Good luck!