Might be copy paste but I liked Syanjali's response. Jasto question (fake one ofcourse) testai answer. Tara background ali milena, we have a Nepali and Pakistani here. So I suggest these changes:

1. Please don’t wipe it off the towel by the bed. I use that for my daily prayer.

2. If you manage to steal the calling card from the store, don’t leave the used ones at my home, it annoys me.

3. My wife said the 'momo' she made (I know you brought it for her) is halal, is it really? Please don’t lie in the name of Muhammad. It was pretty tasty by the way.

4.Please don’t write ‘Musalte’ in my bathroom. I might not know devnagari, but I do have two Nepali working in my gas station remember?