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Posted by: dimag kharab April 16, 2010

Hilarious Yahoo Questions

Source: http://www.pcworld.com/article/184999-2/the_20_dumbest_questions_on_yahoo_answers.html

1. Backward Thinking

"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come
down in price. How do I get my car back?"

I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his
computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's Caps Lock--Capisce?

"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY
AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."

Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

"I wanted to see if my computer would read my credit card so i put
it in the cd rom and it got stuck, how do i get it out?? I tryed
toothpics but lost them in the process?? also the drive is making
noises"

Oh, that's normal. Your system is just waiting for you to pay the
required $1 processing fee for scanning the card. Simply fold a
greenback into a tiny square and insert it into any USB port.

4. Mousin' Around

"My mouse stop working every time i lift it up from the table why
is this? this is not just OS .i have linux and vista both same thing so
its not drivers"

Yeah, no big deal there, either: Insert your credit card into the
CD-ROM drive and tell your computer--slowly and distinctly--that you
need the Air Mouse 3000 upgrade. You'll be good in no time.

5. Technical Difficulties

"I've been asked to write an application in my own handwriting....?
is there a computer programme that will do this for me? they also want
original ideas. do you know any?"

This reminds me of a letter to the editor I once read years ago:
"Are there any undiscovered islands left in the world?" The response:
"Not that we know of."

6. It's All in the Details

"I have an assignment about computer.. What is unimportant details
about computer?"

Wait a minute--does this assignment also require original ideas?

7.
Unknown Nuptials

"Am i married in any state? have i been divorced?"

I'll take "questions asked after a night in Vegas" for $500, Alex.

8. A Sticky Subject

"Where can i buy a really big jar of peanut butter?"

If this is from the same guy who asked the previous question, I'm
getting concerned.

9. Fruit Frets

"I have ate two whole tangerines in about two hours what will
happen to me?"

That all depends on whether you swallowed any seeds. If you did, be
very careful not to eat any dirt or drink any water for the next two
weeks.

10. Fat Chance

"How do i become obese fast? I want to look good by the end of the
year."

You can start by eating two tangerines in two hours. Then run
around in circles until you figure out what "obese" means.

11. Cantaloupe Hunting

"I thought cantelope was an animal!? i always thought that a
cantaloupe was that animal that has the horns and they live in Arizona
and stuff, but i was shopping for groceries yesterday and i saw they had
cantaloupe meat on sale. so i was like yeah sure i'll try it, but what i
saw, wasn't a cantaloupe. it was some white and green fruit thing!
whats up with this?"

The store is guilty of mislabeling. The term it was looking for is
"jackalope"--which is a cross between a jackfruit and a manila envelope.

12. Hey, Babby

"How is babby formed????? how girl get pragnent?"

On the one hand, I kind of hope you never figure it out. On the
other, maybe your parents don't know either--and it obviously didn't
stop them.

13. An Academic Inquiry

"Why are there school? is a point to it?"

There are school so you can learn how is babby formed, silly.

14. Canine Law

"Is it illegal to name a dog after a movie?"

Only if that movie is Air
Bud 2. As a practical matter, though, you might want to avoid
calling out to your pooch on a crowded bus if you decide to name it "Bang Bang
You're Dead" or "I'm Going to Explode."