i'm from india and i don't work in 7-11

i'm an indian and no apu is not my uncle

i'm an indian and i don't shower, and i smell curry, ya that is true

i'm an indian and i'm hated by my neighbors cuz i am a big bully and i like to practice what my masters taught me years ago so none of these countries like me; Pakisthan,Bangladesh,Nepal etc

i;m an indian and i'm a global joke everywhere i go people like at me cuz of my accent and attitude