I might not be able to help you but i cannot help HAHAHEHAHAHA ing @ "it takes 9 months for babies to come out...green card should be instant" that is awesome meeyan i do like your sense of hummer!..i do think green cards should be sold in Wai Wai/Maggie packet, open the packet, boil the water, add the noodle and ...walla!! with the maggie jingle playing in the background "dui minute."  Permanent resident of US of EH as easy as making instant noodle. good one good one