some more hehe gotta get rid of the junks ;) ********************************************************************** Cowboy A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck," he says to himself. I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "Whats the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, " I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of you penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because it really Satisfies." The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, What do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One. "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....Like A Rock!" and gives a wink. Even more shaken, then the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!" ********************************************************************** This is from an actual trial in the UK?? A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:'William's Stick Did The Trick'. Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.' The case was dismissed.(..think I might have read it here on sajha before but oh well..sue me for recyling..:P) ********************************************************************** cheers..:D