hahaha mr hyde :P

good read early morning.

No wonder these tabloids are so popular....lol

some of my favs:

DOCTORS SUCCESSFULLY REMOVE BANJO FROM
ALABAMA MAN'S KNEE!

VAMPIRES ATTACK U.S. TROOPS Army of undead
taking over mountains of Afghanistan!

MICROSCOPIC SPACE ALIENS INFESTING CARPETS

  JUDGE FIRES
BAILIFF FOR USING 'MOBY DICK' INSTEAD
OF BIBLE TO SWEAR WITNESSES IN! (hahahaha wtfffffffffff)

LEGLESS MOUNTAIN CLIMBER TO SCALE MT. EVEREST ( :P)

DRUNKS FALL OFF ROOF AFTER BARTENDER DECLARES
DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE! (haaaaaaa!)