here, I am volunteering a little of my time to suggest Sexy in Sari who seems to be in a need of some serious advice:   (Reading both paragraphs is highly recommended)

The problem

When someone has a lot of free time, lonely, kind of retarded, feels like a loser, don't have anything to be proud of, no career at all, no bf/gf or not found anyone to get married with, spend more time on spoiling the society,  etc  S/he seriously needs to start thinking about how to get rid of this phychological disorder. Yes this is absolutely "phychological disorder"

Solution

In this situation, early to bed, early to rise theory really helps. There are also number of other helps available easily these days, I heard that they have just opened a "toy store" in kathmandu. Stopping there sometimes could also help. If you own a computer and not using cyber cafe one, you can just google porn sites and visit them for free..that greatly helps you stimulate your organs and release the stimulated fluid intensly, matrimonial sites are very much helpful to find a real person to share or exchange of those fluids, and even to find a scarface for a lifetime who is also in a need of serious help like youself. I would not suggest those girl selling, prostitute web sites since cops in nepal are became more visilant and also they are way bigger than your wallet. But if you check around "new buspark" area during evening, you can find the BOGO deal. Buy her/him and get a couple condoms for free! yes, her or him as per your neccessity. They cost just a little more than a lighter, so no worries there. If you carry both male/and female organs (Combo) then there is an easy life.

I'm just a well wisher, please don't take it otherwise. If its my wrong conception,,,I hope you will let this small woodland creature go.

lord help you!