Posted by: Mr. Hyde November 23, 2009
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May be because the delivery guy brings the pizza right to your TV couch so that you don't even have to bother to get up to pay.
May be because the streets are too dangerous to walk on, therefore instead ride your armored car to any given destination. After all it is better to be fat than dead, right?
May be because you only get food from restaurant where they have drive-thru service so that you don't even have to step out of the car. What a convenience!
May be because you live too close to a KFC or a burger joint from where tempting aroma flow right into your residence every now and then you give in to it.
May be you are too lazy to cook at home or don't have any inclination whatsoever to learn.
May be because you pretend you are not home by not answering the door-bell when you are relishing the 555 deal from your neighborhood pizza chain.
May be because you are convinced that a box of candies serve as a better healer of depression than a board-certified shrink.
May be because working just one extra over-time hour pays for a day-off visit to the largest selection of ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET in town. This must be the real paradise for a chap who hails from a country where the sight of malnourished children are rampant.
May be because the streets are too dangerous to walk on, therefore instead ride your armored car to any given destination. After all it is better to be fat than dead, right?
May be because you only get food from restaurant where they have drive-thru service so that you don't even have to step out of the car. What a convenience!
May be because you live too close to a KFC or a burger joint from where tempting aroma flow right into your residence every now and then you give in to it.
May be you are too lazy to cook at home or don't have any inclination whatsoever to learn.
May be because you pretend you are not home by not answering the door-bell when you are relishing the 555 deal from your neighborhood pizza chain.
May be because you are convinced that a box of candies serve as a better healer of depression than a board-certified shrink.
May be because working just one extra over-time hour pays for a day-off visit to the largest selection of ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET in town. This must be the real paradise for a chap who hails from a country where the sight of malnourished children are rampant.