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Rants and Raves
I would kindly like to thank you guys, the select Sajha users. You are the voice of Sajha; you are the workhorse, the brains behind it. Sajha has become what it is today, all thanks to you. Thus, I am giving back something that you’ve left behind...
First, thanks to you I’ve realized googling is an art. While you have so much idle time to talk out of your rear, you don’t have time to solve your own problems. If you have to find out whether you can still apply for H-1B, you won’t google or check the USCIS website. Oh no, you won’t even pick up the fu(king phone and call USCIS because I know you are crippled and you have ADD. Also, I just love it when you ask those statistic questions. If you have to ask for graduate school stipend, I know you will post a one line question in Sajha, because we have every plot humanity has ever carved out saved up in our terabyte hard drives. It is so much efficient that way. And those programming questions are such a turn on. You don’t even need to write a single line of code. Someone will do the whole assignment for you. Besides, four years down the line, after you graduate, what are the chances of you not getting a job, getting raped with H1-B visas from Indian consultancies and posting a thread titled ‘help: good IT consultancies needed?’
Second, I am getting rich and it’s all because of you! I am making a killing here because you have been giving your ‘two cents.’ I’ve stopped working. Every time I need money, I click on your thread. And whenever you say something rude, clever, ignorant, and clichéd, you toss your 2 cents. I quietly pick up your coins. I don’t say thank you and you probably don’t care. Then I read more of your posts and I collect more coins. I wonder how you have so much time to gossip, argue, and quibble over. It’s as if you have a radioactive brain, radiating ideas all the time. When your neurons are all fired up, you have to let the whole world know your views on it. What’s interesting is most of you are saying the same thing but you don’t know it, because that radioactive brain has turned you into a delusional blogger who believes they have a unique voice that must be heard. But I do not mind, because that radioactive cancer has finally caught up with me. An alarm has gone off in my head. So, I too will rant (and rave) once every week where I will be offensive, incoherent and unapologetic. I will not care of what you think, because I’ve become a delusional blogger and I will repay every penny I've collected from you.
FF