"A couple of drags later, he was Master Chief, protector of the
universe, opening a can of major whoopass on a group of Unggoys, with
his battle rifle."

"Word on the street was Sunil dai was so kanjoos that he set up
agreement with his roomates NOT to pay for toilet paper since he didnt
have use for them. Poor roomates of his recall hearing the the tap in
the bathtub go on everytime Sunil dai had to answer nature's call."

LOL couldnt stop laughing while going thru these lines..next time from home only.
Jhandai jagir khuskya
Good one.