10 Original Benefits of Indian Takeover of Nepal (Unaltered/ Unedited):

1. We will be a nuclear state with world's 4th largest economy.

2. We can be openly proud of Sachin Tendulakar, Amitabh Bacchan and Lata Mangheskar, including Prashant Tamang without any hesitation.

3. Any Nepali running a restaurants in US need not falsely add Nepali and Indian cuisine in his board just to attract Indian customer.

4. We will not have to think 100 times before flying to Nepal via Delhi despite of the ticket price being 400 dollars cheaper.

5. We will never have to argue again against anyone for claiming Nepal as a part of India or Birth place of Buddha being in India.

6. We will save lot of tiers and energy used to protest against use of Hindi language in our parliament (which has become common in last few years).

7. We can openly use "dhoti" and "madhsey" to call Indian without offensive anyone again. (A black never feels offended being called Negar by another Black).

8. We can proudly stake our claim on Bollywood movies, Chicken Tikka Masala and Masala Dosa at the same time.

9. We will not have to be embarrassed time and again for not being able to do anything against Indian encroachment in Nepali territory.

Last but not the least:

10. Indian consultant and employers will have one less reason to exploit Nepalese.

It seems my 10 new benefits of Indian takeover of Nepal were unable to satisfy some of my friends at Sajha. Some of them such as Ajay Devegan Chacha, haan.the.tato and whatsaybrother were visibly vocal against it. Some other such as Local chicken and hippie LoKai had no clue what they were saying put they literally tried really hard to get their point across.  I truly appreciate their views and thank you all that agreed and disagreed with my views. I thank you all for participating in the discussion but I just believe that a person should use the language he/she is not ashamed of using in front of his mom.

Anyway, I don’t intend to preach you guys on the language you are using as all of us are grown up human being and all of us are truly capable of using the words that some of us are using and in same or more intensity. But we do care about other readers who visit this website so are cautious about the words we use. Please care about the words you use to reply.