SO WHEN YOU SPEAK HINDI, SEE HINDI MOVIES, LISTEN TO HINDI SONGS, GO TO INDIAN MARKET, EAT INDIAN FOOD MADE WITH THE INDIAN EVERYTHING, WEAR THOSE INDIAN SANDALS,  FANTASIZE ABOUT THE INDIAN ACTRESSES, CRACK INDIAN JOKES WITH YOUR FRIENDS IN ORDER TO SOUND HIP AMONG THEM, SPEAK IN HINDI WITH INDIAN LOOKING PERSON EVEN BEFORE THEY ASSUMES YOU CAN SPEAK HINDI; SO TELL NOW WHAT GIVES YOU EVEN A BIT OF THE RIGHT TO COME HERE AND SAY THAT YOU ARE A "TRUE NEPALI"?
JUST TELL ME UNDER IMMINENT DANGER TOTAL INVASION DOES ALL THE ACTIONS MENTIONS ABOVE HELP YOU ARE A NEPALI?