Once Girija Pd Koirala(GPK), Madhav Kumar Nepal (MKN) and Puspa Kamal Dahal (PKD)  were Travelling in a Pajero. They met with an accident and all three of them died.
Yamaraj was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks GPK and MKN to go to HEAVEN.

But, for PKD had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Dahal  is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yamaraj as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of..They had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public Positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived Notions.

Yamaraj  agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.

GPK is asked to spell ' NEPAL ' and he does it correctly.

MKN is asked to spell ' INDIA ' and he too passes.

It is PKD's turn and he is asked to spell ' CZECHOSLOVAKIA '.

Dahal protests that he doesn't know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus Forced to fail with false intent.


Yamaraj then agrees to conduct a written test in Nepali (to give another chance assuming that PKD should at least feel that Nepali would provide an equal Platform for all three).

Koirala is asked to write "KOILI BOLYO KUHU KUHU". He writes it easily and Passes..

Nepal is asked to write "BIRALO BOLYO MYAU MYAU" . He too passes.

Dahal is asked to write "BADAR BOLYOO GHURRRRR......"
Tough one. He fails again.

Dahal  is extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of Agriculture(which the other two weren't),he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in agriculture.
Yamaraj says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.

Koirala  is asked: 'when do you plant paddy? ' He replied 'asar' and passed.

Nepal is asked 'how many empoyees are there in Nepal Agriculture Development Bank?'

He gets nervous. Yamaraj asked him to choose from 3 options: 1,000 or 3,500
Or 10,000.
Nepal catches it and says 3,500 and passes.

It's Dahal's turn now.

Yamaraj asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 3,500 employees.
Dahal accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.


Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE...... ..