Ahhh India.. Nepal 's favorite punching bag. If anything goes wrong in Nepal blame India.

Nepal's roads are polluted. Shit, that's because of India. Where do all the motorbikes come from?Last week, 19 one horned rhiono's skin were discovered: Blame India

There is a Maoist government. Really? Must be because of India.

Oh now Congress has the PM's post. That's easy. It's because of India.

Shit, UML is heading the government. Well, they've got India's backing.

The Maoists waged a civil war for 10+ years. Because India supported them.

The Maoists couldn't gain outright victory in the civil war although they were defacto rulers in most part of the country. Why? That's real easy. Because of India.

In 2007 B.S Rana rule of overthrown. Who was responsible: India

In 1961 Late Mahendra orchastraed a successful coup. Out went BP Koirala. Why: Because of India.

1990: return of democarcy: Because India pulled all the strings.

Why is Nepal still a underdeveloped country: Because of India.

Why are Nepalese youth heading for foreign lands for jobs/study: India

Why is Bagmati River Dirty: India

Why is Climate change affecting Nepal: Obiviously India

My girlfriend hates me: Blame India

My father thinks I am a good for nothing fella: Blame India

My sister is dying of cancer: Blame India

blame india.. blame india..blame india