OK lets make some fun with this game..I got this idea from other website and felt like playing here..
The first person posts a wish. Then the person below must criticize or corrupt his/her wish with a funny reason. And then also must post a wish of his/her own. Then the chain continues.

For example...

First person: I wish Bill Gates was my father.

Second person: He is, but he din't tell you.

let me start the game:

Me: I wish i am an invisible man...