Just wanted to share this quick incident I think it was brilliant response.

Me and lots of colleagues were out for dinner. Just in chitchat one of my indian colleagues said 'You know we call these guys 'Bahdurs' in India. Well we had whole lots of Canadians and English colleagues too. This just came out of my mouth and I am so happy I could make this up instantly 'Well this goes back to time during Britishers, back when they used to put 'Dogs and Indians not allowed'.

My colleague just left, have not seen him since around me. I am so proud of myself. Kudos.