"Police confronted rascals and thugs who appeared in public wearing satanic fashions and unsuitable clothing.” (Daily Telegraph)Mahmoud Rahmani, head of police in the northern city of Qaemshahr, speaks out after arresting 49 Iranian men and women for crimes including having spiky hair and wearing Western style clothes.


"It was surreal. It was like, my other self came out and said, 'Look dude, you're kissing her’.” (Chicago Sun-Times)Abstinence teacher Claudaniel Fabien, 30, describes kissing his bride Melody La Luz, 28, for the first time on their wedding day, over 2 years after they first met.


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Booby Trap Breast Stroke

Ugandan cops warned men to be on the lookout for big-breasted temptresses this week after a number of businessmen were knocked out by chloroform smeared on the illicit ladies’ chests.

“We have found victims in an unconscious state,” chief investigator Fred Enanga told reporters, "You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him. And the victim doesn't remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing,” he added (Daily Telegraph)

In more battle of the sexes news, India’s Honorable Supreme Court this week dropped charges against a wife accused of provoking her husband’s suicide by calling him ‘ugly and impotent’.

“It is fairly well settled that words uttered in a fit of anger or emotion without any intention cannot be termed as instigation,” the Judge decreed, noting that the husband left no suicide note and had married his wife five days before.” (Times Of India)

Meanwhile in Sydney, solo sex fiend Keith Roy Weatherley,46, found himself on the wrong side of the law all by himself this week, when he was fined Aus$600 after pleading guilty to making love to a 750mm jar of pasta.

Officers initially approached Mr Weatherley after he parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach then used batons and pepper spray to detain him after continued to ‘pleasure himself in between bouts of wrestling’ the Sydney Morning Post reported.

“The officers subsequently discovered ‘pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier’ in his car, the paper added.

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