Dr B is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with
the supernatural. He asks: "Who here has seen a ghost?"

Everyone puts up their hands.

He then asks: "Who
here has spoken with a ghost?"

Half
the audience puts up their hands.

"And who here has
touched a ghost?" Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands.

He
asks: "And who here has made love with a ghost?"

One little man in the back row puts up his hand...

Dr B looks down from the podium at the little man and says: "Do
you mean to tell me that you have made love with a ghost?"

The
man replies, "Oh No! I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you
correctly. I thought you said 'goat'."