Oh but you could DD, if you threw your pants at Chuck. See, he's capable of reflecting anything that smells nasty, and clearly judging by what you ate yesterday, it was!

I don't think anybody's been as unfortunate as you in this case, cause I mean who expects to get their own poo all over their  face? :D

But seriously, I think you guys can't even come close to beating me so you might as well give up.

Just in case somebody decides to post after me, just know that your ass will expand at an exponential rate until national security recognizes it (your ass) as a viable threat and decides to 'contain' the situation by puncturing it. Yes, goo all over the place, you will have permanently stripped the earth of its beauty. (You deserve it! ;))