Microsoft
“I named the company after my penis.â€
~ Bill Gates on Microsoft
“..more bugs than a Chinese restaurant.â€
~ Captain Obvious on Windows Vista
“Even the bugs have bugs!â€
~ Captain Obvious on Windows Vista
“Windows are see through?â€
~ MicroJesus on Windows Vista
“ASL?â€
~ Bill Gates on Microsoft
“If you play the Windows Vista CD backwards, it plays a satanic message.â€
~ Satan
“It plays a satanic message? That's nothing! If you play it forwards it installs Windows.â€
“That's hot. It travels at my brain speedâ€
~ Paris Hilton on microsoft
Micro$$$oft, also known as Micro-The-Fu cking-Best
BITCHES, and formerly known as My-Crow-Soft, inspired by disciplined
structure of a old crow's nest, is a former world domination axed
company that now produces nerve cell destroying software. According to
Andy Braiterman (Bill Gates' college roommate), Microsoft is "An
obvious copy of Macrohard, which Bill Gates stole the disk of while I
was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows."
The destruction first targets the occipital lobe part of the
brain, causing you to not see the various crashes and bugs in the
system and only see a fake view of a effective computer.
Business models
Prediction
- Nostradamus predicted that Windows will appear.[1] Here is the prediction:
“I see bugs, many bugs, A LOT OF BUGS, CAN'T LOOK ANY MORE!!!â€
~ Nostradamus
- This was the last prediction of Nostradamus. After seeing all
the bugs in Windows, Nostradamus suffered total brain injury and
crashed.
Errors
Errors have evolved over the years and are appreciated by many critics.
intelligence at all. So don't bother to ask why it's trying to erase
your hard drive.