Posted by: Spyder February 17, 2009
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PreScript: The following narrative contains many expletives and profanities, however I donot intend any offense to any race, creed or class. It is a plain depiction of what would two people talk about in their smoke break at work.
Booohoooo!! and the f***g immigrants are the reason of the collapse of the American economy.
Lets learn English Alphabet today.
A for Apple..apple maane syau...
B for Boy...boy maane keta
C for Cat..cat maane biralo
D for Dog...dog maane kukur...
That's it for today. We will continue tomorrow!!
A conversation between two people about Economy (Nepalese and American) in their smoke break:
Darnell: Ay Yo!! Wassup man!! What's cracking fool?
Shyam Bahadur: Nothing cracking doggie brother. Only money cracking my back.
D: Why, wassup n***!! you ain't working hard or what?
S: I working very hard, but this money not enough to pay my bills, you know. My electric bill, my gas bill, my rent, all is too many to pay with this little money.
D: Ay ay!! I feel you brother. I ain't done paid my rent or any utilities for the last 3 months. What the f**k they gonna do, evict me? When they come in to evict me, I will evict their a** on their own f**g yard, you feel me??
S: No, I donot feel you. But I can understand you. We all are the same part of the coin, no? This economy has cracked my back and yours too. Back in my country too, the same sh**. Ministers eating all the money and butter, and poor people living under the darkness. No job, no future, my country is sh** man.
D: America was the same sh** dawg! know what I am saying!! 300 years ago, this s**thole was nothing..nothing...but them whitebreads made us slaves and brought our a**es and made us pick up cotton and sh**. And they f***g exported them cottons and made sh**load of money, and this country became what today is, for real!! Man, damn!!
S: Really. But they donot even grow cottons in my country. F**k me dead, doggie brother!!
D: Ay fool, let me tell you something...you ain't f**king with the money you had, know what I am saying, you gotta invest it in stocks and sh**t. Thats how you make dough bro..know what I am sayin'!!
S: But if I invest my money in the stocks now, what will I eat, and what will I feel my wife and children ?
D: See, thats what I am talking about, fool!! That very fear inside you of being hungry don't let you go anywhere. See, n***, look at me!! I got family, but they ain't sh**. Now I can afford to eat all the grubs I ever wanted, I can buy them frisky Jordans, and see this dawg, this sh** right here, this sh** called Black and Mild, exlusively made for n**s like us. This, my f**g friend is what you call American Dream!!
S: And, Darnell, if you lose this job?
D:(stares at Shyam Bahadur intently with bloodshot eyes): Damn, N***..why gotta say sh** like that!! You ruined my f***g moment fool. Sh** man!!
S: Thats why, my friend, I work hard and save money, so that I don't have to worry about times like these.
(Break over)
Post Script: After reading this part, it didnot make any sense to me, given that the thread has enitrely different topic, but I guess, it does make sense if we put two and two together, lets hope for a five, if not six!!
Booohoooo!! and the f***g immigrants are the reason of the collapse of the American economy.
Lets learn English Alphabet today.
A for Apple..apple maane syau...
B for Boy...boy maane keta
C for Cat..cat maane biralo
D for Dog...dog maane kukur...
That's it for today. We will continue tomorrow!!
A conversation between two people about Economy (Nepalese and American) in their smoke break:
Darnell: Ay Yo!! Wassup man!! What's cracking fool?
Shyam Bahadur: Nothing cracking doggie brother. Only money cracking my back.
D: Why, wassup n***!! you ain't working hard or what?
S: I working very hard, but this money not enough to pay my bills, you know. My electric bill, my gas bill, my rent, all is too many to pay with this little money.
D: Ay ay!! I feel you brother. I ain't done paid my rent or any utilities for the last 3 months. What the f**k they gonna do, evict me? When they come in to evict me, I will evict their a** on their own f**g yard, you feel me??
S: No, I donot feel you. But I can understand you. We all are the same part of the coin, no? This economy has cracked my back and yours too. Back in my country too, the same sh**. Ministers eating all the money and butter, and poor people living under the darkness. No job, no future, my country is sh** man.
D: America was the same sh** dawg! know what I am saying!! 300 years ago, this s**thole was nothing..nothing...but them whitebreads made us slaves and brought our a**es and made us pick up cotton and sh**. And they f***g exported them cottons and made sh**load of money, and this country became what today is, for real!! Man, damn!!
S: Really. But they donot even grow cottons in my country. F**k me dead, doggie brother!!
D: Ay fool, let me tell you something...you ain't f**king with the money you had, know what I am saying, you gotta invest it in stocks and sh**t. Thats how you make dough bro..know what I am sayin'!!
S: But if I invest my money in the stocks now, what will I eat, and what will I feel my wife and children ?
D: See, thats what I am talking about, fool!! That very fear inside you of being hungry don't let you go anywhere. See, n***, look at me!! I got family, but they ain't sh**. Now I can afford to eat all the grubs I ever wanted, I can buy them frisky Jordans, and see this dawg, this sh** right here, this sh** called Black and Mild, exlusively made for n**s like us. This, my f**g friend is what you call American Dream!!
S: And, Darnell, if you lose this job?
D:(stares at Shyam Bahadur intently with bloodshot eyes): Damn, N***..why gotta say sh** like that!! You ruined my f***g moment fool. Sh** man!!
S: Thats why, my friend, I work hard and save money, so that I don't have to worry about times like these.
(Break over)
Post Script: After reading this part, it didnot make any sense to me, given that the thread has enitrely different topic, but I guess, it does make sense if we put two and two together, lets hope for a five, if not six!!