? 
Husband asking his wife in bed : Thoda uper, Ab left, Itna
nahi thoda right hoke piche.
Wife : You are f**king me or parking me?
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Q. What is six inches long that every women loves???
A. Hundred rupee note.
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3 Facts of Life
1) Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
2) Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
3) Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
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Bhagwan ko gussa kab
aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka r#pe
hone ke badd uski ma
bolti hai "HEY BHAGWAN
YE TUNE KYA KIYA...."
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Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar
to TALWAR mein hai,
Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar
to TALWAR mein hai.
Dupatte se kya chupati ho,
maal to SALVAR mein hai!
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Baap: Kyun beta ladki pasand aayi tumhe?
Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti hai.
Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho,
darwaaja chota hi hota hai!
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2 girls returning from movie
1st: mera purse chori ho gaya!
2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori
kar raha hai!
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Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much?
She says 50 on bed,
20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Sardar gives her 50.
She says wow, on bed?
Sardar, no 5 times on grass!!
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What is the saddest part of hindi film sholay????
Ek to thakur ki biwi hi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske hath bhi kaat diye....
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Ehasaaaaaaaan Kureshiiiiiiiiii ki latest kavita :
Roz college aati hooooooooooo
Dupatte se kya chupati hooooooooooo
Hum kya mar gaye hai janammmmmmmmmmmmm
jo kitabon se dabati hoooooooooooo
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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar:
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied: u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.