Mero Resume proof read garidinu hola:

 

 

Name: RamVilas Sharma-Shrestha-Chand-Sherpa

 

Objective: To be the next VP of Nepal.

 

Education: High School: Sophisticated English Boarding School.

                  Bachelor in Doctory: Bihar school of medicine.

                  Bachelor in Politics: Lalu Yadav College of Politics and Railways.

 

Experience

 

July 2007 – Jan 2009, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

Worked as a Remittance Agent in Riyadh. Organized a labor union and was sacked the next day.

 

June 2005- June 2007, Kathamandu Nepal

Organized and participated in about 600 rallies in the span of 2 years. Broke the neck of ex King Mahendra’s statue in Mahendra nagar.

Taught youths how to throw a stone/brick and hit a target in motion. Lead the rallies against the government, anti-government, police, army and even the rallies themselves. Served as youth leader for YCL, NC, UML and RPP.

 

June 2004- June 2005, Kavre, Nepal

Spent a year in the kavre prison for crimes I didn’t commit.

 

May 2003 – June 2004, kathmandu Nepal

DJ, Kantipur FM. Worked with Mr. Ram Bhomjan in various inter-media projects.

 

June 2002- May 2003

Supplied Ammo to Maoists insurgents and Nepal Armies. Ran a highly profitable printing press for political placards. Supplied stones and bricks to riots.

 

Other skills

Very good protestor. When I shouted from Handigaon, you could hear it in Narayan Hiti.

Can climb any statues or any heights.

Can throw upto 5 stones at a time, aiming at 2 targets.

Very good with destroying a transformer or high voltage cable w/o getting electrocuted.

Can stop any project for any length of time.