Read this thread.. take the test for eligibility... and also see if you can garner 67 pass marks...

http://sajha.com/sajha/html/openThread.cfm?forum=2&threadid=67484

yes, you can ask your spouse to apply as a principal applicant, and you can be the spouse in the application. Then they will assess the marks and eligibility based on your GF/wife whatever.

I don't think hiring lawyer gonna help.. don't waste your money..

In any case you become out of status... and will be deported to Nepal in future.. make sure you finsih some of those fugga maoists leaders... at least that way you can help Nepal.