hey fren my suggestion is please don't gamble with your life and your oppurtunity ...see you already made a mistake knowingly ...i suggest do what you initially thought to do before you make any other decision ... actually to speak legally i don't see any way around and your university / college might have filed your case to INS already since you missed two semester and even didn't released your SEVIS to some other colleges ...and even didn't called them before hand well they would have gave you semester break if you were in financial or health trouble  ...at least you should have been keep moving ....

I am really sorry bro .....i know a lot of brothers who gave up going to colleges but still making their fortunes herein ,....i don't know about you sorry brother