बौचाले नयाँ चौतारी कती खेर गाड्न भ्याइसकेछ ! यो चौतारी त 'भाग-१३७' हुन पर्नी होइन र? अस्ती १३५ दोहोरिएको जस्तो लाग्छ ! हुँदा हुँदा चौतारी बनाउने हरु को जमात मा नि कमिसनखोर को घोर बाहुल्यता बढेछ कि कसो ! कुरो नि एउटा !

ल भौत्या दिन नि गएछन अब त ! लहरे कैले आट्नी हो त अब?

ल यो बिहे को बिषयमा जोक सुनिहालम न !

• Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

PS. Above statement or joke whatever are not posted here intending to hurt anyone's feeling. These are just joke. Take it easy Guys.