His Majesty Prachanda,

Correct me if I am wrong, but methinks you recently finished watching Memento on youtube and realized it inspired Ghajini. And what’s up with that dhoti crap? Can’t you simply say Indians? Why belittle more than a billion people when you have resentment towards just one movie.

Also, if you claim to outline yourself as an individual who has lived, ate and slept Nolans, Coen brothers, Eastwood and Coppola; you fail to impress. For me, you seem like another punk who just started watching Hollywood movies (thanks to internet) and is now suddenly claiming his facts straight.

There is no suspense about Ghajini’s story plot, it is a remake of “Memento” and it has been revealed by the director itself, the information of which you must have presumably missed. Also you need to be educated commie boy; Indian movies were once your parents’ favorites before you started evolving as a human. Deny that? Go ask your dad, bet he had once mistaken himself as Dev Anand just like you are momentarily obsessed with this Hollywood fad.

Appealing to masses of over a billion people is not a joke, and when films like “Paar” and “Mirch masala” do not bring home the bacon, originality goes out of the window. If given an opportunity to remake a similar flick one in our “Kollywood” (HAHAHA), you would not leave any stone unturned. So stop being a backseat driver who whistles Dixie.