One of the Sajha members 'Shantipriya' has been detected with a highly contagious disease called TJMPM Syndrome (Thukka Jaatha Moozi Puraatanbaadi Manasthathi).

The Symptoms of TJMPM Syndrome are:

1. Posting unnecessary clueless postings on the web
2. Thinking "masculinity" is superior than "femininity" all the time
3. Offensive and mentioning "no offense"
4. Laid Off
5. Financial insecurity
6. Bad Credit Score
7. Missed recent payments on your credits
8. Getting NO ATTENTION AT ALL from girls
9. Dreaming of Raithaane Khairenees, Kaalis and Latinas but never been able to talk or even sit right next to one
10. Recently got dumped by a Nepali cheli
11. Ego for nothing
12. Lack of maturity
    

 The remedies to overcome TJMPM Syndrome could be:

1. Neutralization
   
2. Getting laid
3. Getting a job
4. Getting bhai tikas from nepali chelis this tihar
5. Starting a serious relationship very soon

If you think you know anyone who needs immediate medical assistance for the TJMPM Syndrome Type Depression, please call 911 or visit your nearest Psychiatric.