Posted by: K6 September 25, 2008
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Yeaaay! Fight fight fight.
We are proud Nepalis.
We hate each other over our pride.
We LOVE our orthodox caste system because it is the way we understand the whole world and thence the world revolves around it.
We believe that our country will prosper IF we call each other derogatory names like BAHUNS, BHOTE, JYAAPU.
OFFCOURSE if someone calls us that, we will RETALIATE with an even cruder mentality so we can prove to our offenders that we are WORSE than them and can HURT them more.
No one F||cks with us. We F||CK with everyone because that will make us better citizens and we can take care of our children, parents, friends, neighbors, fellow countrymen better.
We KNOW who a true Nepali is. I AM. Not you DHOTI, not you living in AMERICA, not you peaceful advocate of Mahatma Gandhi (dhoti!), not you trying to run the country!
We will NOT let our leaders run the country because we KNOW, for a fact, like we've known them since childhood and we know what their favourite color is and whom they have secret crush on, we KNOW that they DONT know sheeeez and WE can run the country better than those trying.
Since we are ALL KNOWING we dont have to do ANYTHING. Just sit down and start criticizing. Our favourite pasttime is to ridicule people who are serious. We like having fun all the time. Those who are serious are stupid. Why in the world would anyone be serious.
We have ALL the money in the WORLD and DONT need anymore of it TOMORROW. So we DONT give a sheeez if some bastard politician is trying to rectify the economy.
He has a nice car!? Lets kill him.
Hell even the Ebola virus would be scared of us. Because we are Nepali We are the greatest race on earth! Actually the whole UNIVERSE.
So lets just chill and have another beer and make fun of each other. FUN FUN FUN. Fight fight fight.
We are proud Nepalis.
We hate each other over our pride.
We LOVE our orthodox caste system because it is the way we understand the whole world and thence the world revolves around it.
We believe that our country will prosper IF we call each other derogatory names like BAHUNS, BHOTE, JYAAPU.
OFFCOURSE if someone calls us that, we will RETALIATE with an even cruder mentality so we can prove to our offenders that we are WORSE than them and can HURT them more.
No one F||cks with us. We F||CK with everyone because that will make us better citizens and we can take care of our children, parents, friends, neighbors, fellow countrymen better.
We KNOW who a true Nepali is. I AM. Not you DHOTI, not you living in AMERICA, not you peaceful advocate of Mahatma Gandhi (dhoti!), not you trying to run the country!
We will NOT let our leaders run the country because we KNOW, for a fact, like we've known them since childhood and we know what their favourite color is and whom they have secret crush on, we KNOW that they DONT know sheeeez and WE can run the country better than those trying.
Since we are ALL KNOWING we dont have to do ANYTHING. Just sit down and start criticizing. Our favourite pasttime is to ridicule people who are serious. We like having fun all the time. Those who are serious are stupid. Why in the world would anyone be serious.
We have ALL the money in the WORLD and DONT need anymore of it TOMORROW. So we DONT give a sheeez if some bastard politician is trying to rectify the economy.
He has a nice car!? Lets kill him.
Hell even the Ebola virus would be scared of us. Because we are Nepali We are the greatest race on earth! Actually the whole UNIVERSE.
So lets just chill and have another beer and make fun of each other. FUN FUN FUN. Fight fight fight.