Posted by: Ishwor September 20, 2008
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Some funny quotes:
1. I went on diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating. In fourteen days, I lost exactly two weeks.
2. I've enough money to last me the rest of my life...... unless I buy something.
3. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
4. Everyday I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
5. I'll kill anyone for Nobel peace prize.