A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this.... she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style". =================================================================Man went to the chemist to buy one fourth Viagra. Chemist said that it would be useless. Man said, "I am 70, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes". ================================================================== Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this? "The truth is that she has a big mouth". ================================================================== A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so sorry... exkooz me pleazo,Front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud". ================================================================== What's the difference between biology and sociology? >When the baby looks like his dad or mom, the it is biology. >When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. ================================================================== Why was two-piece bikini invented? >To separate meat section from the dairy section. ================================================================== All men are terrorists. They always attack women on their twin towers and destroy their pentagon. ================================================================== Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing tabla on his butt. Man: What are you doing? Girl: Playing tabla. Man turns over and says, "Can you play flute?" ================================================================== A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller says, "Sorry, madam, the note is fake". Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been raped".