LOL ... the comments are funny! Original post has pretty good stuff, though!

me No good spikin an writeen in english two.

no read me have you som problem understanding my english. I no english spikin person, i no litarechur person. my gramer socks.

i no eating cholesterol having momo. cholesterol free momo getting anywhere? chinese store have no cholesterol free momo? nothing free finding in chinese store.. every thing money costs.