You wanna play. come let's play m0th@r^uck@r. garbage in garbage out @ssho7e.

Some "cold hard facts" (secrets) on bikasjyu from his estranges sister, who is nomal and sleeps with me, his doctors, his lover (read to find who he is), DHS, FBI. I have already given u a hint though!

1. bikasjyu aka d!ck@ssjyu paid smuglers to get in the US because his willy couldn't get up see the lovely sunrise each morning.

2. on his way to the US his butt h00le was ravaged by sea-men and the smugglers as he could not pay them as he had promised.

3. then he was locked up in a small 4ft*4ft box. the only view from the box was from a pin-hole drilled to make sure that he would breath.

4. points 2 and 3 were not new to him as d!ck@ssjyu and his dad from whom d!ckassjyu inheritates his sadistic qualities constantly touch take turns to fill up each other's hole. Infact the only time d!ck@ssjyu could get it up was when he was with his love- his dad; hence is name- d!ck@ssjyu. it can be noted "jyu" stands for "Just for YoU"; You being his dad. so his name means d!ck @ss for his dad. coming back to our "true" story, now and then he would try a little too hard to fill up his dad. when dad got hurt his little lover-boy-toy son would pay for it. dad would lock him up in a family luggage trunk.

5. coming back to his magnificant sea voyage to the US, d!ck@ssjyu suffered sea sickness and would lie on a mixture of sh!t, piss and puke for days.

6. the the smugglers threw him on the beach when this moron could hardly stand up. there he was found by a catholic priest who felt pity on him. The priest treated him and gave him a lot of human touch. He had no problems letting the priest stick his prick up the @ss. can any one guess why? he was a father too.

7. father also helped him file for asylum.

8. but after knowing the d!ck@ssjyu had d!ck and mental issues, the priest helped his new found lover into a government funded mental institute.

9. he get's to use the internet for 2 hours a day and he uses this time to irritate others, attrack undue attention, and be a vile human being.

10. Rest of the time he either reads "nancy drew" and fathoms to be a facist politican desparately solving people's everyday problem (but the people would just not listen).

These are "cold hard facts." they are as good as the facts presented by d!ck@assjuy